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Operator: 911 emergencies.

Boy: Yeah I need some help.

Operator: What’s the matter?

Boy: With my math.

Operator: With your mouth?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do…

Operator: 911 emergencies.

Boy: Yeah I need some help.

Operator: What’s the matter?

Boy: With my math.

Operator: With your mouth?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

Boy: No with my math.

Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.

Boy: Okay.

Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?

Boy: I have take aways.

Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?

Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.

Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.

Operator: No. How old are you?

Boy: I’m only 4.

Operator: 4!

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.

Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

Boy: 5.

Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!

Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

Operator: It’s the mother…

Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

Woman: I didn’t mean the police!!